Cursing Hot Salsa – Puta Madre

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 2 customer ratings
(2 customer reviews)

$8.99 +GST

This hot rod is filled with beautiful Roma tomatoes, onions, garlic, special seasoning cooked by chefs in hazmat suits all blended together with enough Ghost pepper chilies to blow your doors off. We love the tangy heat and dragon breathing burn. Even just “a dab will do ya!”

35 in stock

Description

Wow!! Mother F@#&! This little hot rod will be sure to cause “spice induced turrets” syndrome. If your kids start saying they’re going to get you a swear jar, tell them it’s not your fault its the salsa.

This one is hot. We aren’t going to lie. We blame it on the Ghost peppers. We weren’t going to be that mean, but bought a whole bunch of Ghost Peppers by accident and said, “what the heck, at least no one will be complaining it’s not spicy enough”. If you still think this red nitro exhaust burning bad boy isn’t hot enough, send us a message and we honestly will make you something especially obnoxious just for you.

This one had our lips burning during quality assurance testing and that is saying something.

So what is under the lid of this tire squealer? Beautiful Roma tomatoes, onions, garlic, special seasoning cooked by chefs in hazmat suits all blended together with enough Ghost pepper chilies and an assortment of other peppers to blow your doors off. We love the tangy heat and dragon breathing burn. Even just “a dab will do ya!”

Like all of our salsas, each bottle is handcrafted, without artificial colours, preservatives and are made from the freshest local ingredients we can find. And yes, that means we get our butts off the couch and actually do the ingredient shopping ourselves and hand pick each piece. That’s why each bottle is made to order, giving you the freshest salsa you can find, creating a unique twist in every bottle. But all with the same incredible taste.

Note: All orders in the Calgary area can be picked up at our shop location: 8304 Fairmount Dr. SE, Calgary, Ab and are not subject to shipping costs.

Food Pairings:

Like adding that right accessory to your ride, here are some suggested pairings to try. You really can’t go wrong with slathering our salsas on everything. But here are a few suggestions you may not have thought of:

  • Add Greek Yogurt or Sour Cream. That is all you need to do transform the flavour into a creamy taste of heaven. Again, helps bring down the spice if it’s too much for you.
  • Tortilla Chips – Total given. But this green salsa with your nachos will be something completely new.
  • Eggs – Any eggs cooked any way. Honestly, you will never be able to go back to eating eggs the same way again.
  • BBQ Steak, Chicken, Pork. Great low-calorie substitute for BBQ sauce.
  • Put it on any failed recipe you cooked that the dog wouldn’t eat… will sure to fix any flavourless food
  • EVERYTHING ELSE!! Seriously, can you honestly put this on anything and everything.

WARNING:

Lack of salsa may cause separation anxiety, lasting withdrawal, extreme cravings & an overall dissatisfaction with general food flavour. Be advised to keep a supply on hand at all times after the first dose.

Additional information

Weight 750 g
Dimensions 6 × 5 × 5 in
Size

16 oz

Dairy Free

Yes

Gluetin Free

Yes

No Sugar Added

Yes

Calories for 2TBSP Serving

12

Fat Per Serving

0.3g

Carbs Per Serving

1.9g

Fiber Per Serving

0.2g

Natural Occurring Sugar Per Serving

0.6g

Vitamin A Per Serving

3.2%

Vitamin C Per Serving

2.6%

Iron

0.3%

Calcium

3%

2 reviews for Cursing Hot Salsa – Puta Madre

  1. Rated 5 out of 5

    Aaron Roberts

    It’s a spicy one. But it still has lots of flavour! It’s perfect if you like spicy food and so far has gone great with everything I put it on.

    • admin

      Thanks for your comment. So happy you like it.

  2. Rated 5 out of 5

    Miles H.

    Hate salsas that are sweet instead of spicy or just taste like franks red. But this one is a nice and hot and doesn’t just add heat but enhances the taste of my food. Totally recommend it.

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